~ May 04, 2003 - 12:04 p.m. ~
pAndi and Gina go to the pound
This will be my last update for the next week or two, unless something really momentous happens. I have until May 13th to complete my Independant Study Paper entitled "Roles and Representations of Women in the Politics and Religion of Early Medieval Ireland." As my brother Frone put it "Gina, you stop having so much fun!"In the meantime (don't worry, I won't post my paper here, it would bore the shit out of most of you), here is an conversation between myself and pAndi on IM the other day:
Andi Nee Chan: i like lists
MedbOConnacht: This is what I have to do.
" Clean Living Room
" Clean Bedroom
" Clear space in closet for pAndi's stuff
" Clean Kitchen
" Clean Bathroom
" Shower
" Dress
" Put away clean clothing
" Compile grocery list
" Go to bank
" Groceries
" Roast Chicken (ok, so it's really baked)
" Roast Potatoes (see above note)
" take tim to pound
Andi Nee Chan: u wyrd me out
MedbOConnacht: " take pAndi to the pound
Andi Nee Chan: whyyyyyyyyyyyy?
MedbOConnacht: �trade in for turtles
MedbOConnacht: �feed turtles lettuce
MedbOConnacht: �make suppon
MedbOConnacht: �mwuhahaha
Andi Nee Chan: yer not gotta get a lot of $$ for me
Andi Nee Chan: less for Tim
MedbOConnacht: at least a turtles worth
Andi Nee Chan: by far not enough for turtles
MedbOConnacht: ah, c'mon
Andi Nee Chan: nope
MedbOConnacht: you two together are worth at least one turtle
Andi Nee Chan: turtle refoundry guy: ... these two here critters here aren�t worth even a lil baby box turtle
MedbOConnacht: not even a snapping turtle?
Andi Nee Chan: T.R.Guy: No ma'am... not even the lettuce to feed a turtle
MedbOConnacht: Aw, fuck. I guess I'll have to go poach a sea turtle
MedbOConnacht: Uh,
MedbOConnacht: I mean
MedbOConnacht: Go take a nice stroll on the beach
Andi Nee Chan: T.R.Guy: if yer lucky you might beable to trade them in for a pet rock
MedbOConnacht: PET ROCK?
MedbOConnacht: those make TERRIBLE suppon!
Andi Nee Chan: .... *picks up phone and calls animal control*
MedbOConnacht: no wait!
MedbOConnacht: How about I give you them, for free
MedbOConnacht: the big one can lift heavy things
MedbOConnacht: And the littler one is house broken
Andi Nee Chan: TRG: Uhhh yeah, I got me a critter in my store that is about to eat some sea turtles... I dunno.... she looks mostly harmless
MedbOConnacht: PLEASE??
MedbOConnacht: I'll throw in this sea-urtis?
MedbOConnacht: You can harvest them for the goatees!
Andi Nee Chan: ....*to 3rd critter* Why you want to get rid of them so much? I know... they'll eat me outta house and home and then conquer the world and set up a new government won�t they?
MedbOConnacht: Uh. . . . maybe?
Andi Nee Chan: In that case! Sure I'll take them!
MedbOConnacht: (Oh thank god)
MedbOConnacht: well, here you are
Andi Nee Chan: but first
MedbOConnacht: don't forget to walk them once a day
Andi Nee Chan: ......
MedbOConnacht: and the big one likes having his feet rubbed
MedbOConnacht: (just give the little one some anime, and she'll be real quiet)
Andi Nee Chan: little one: NO I wont!!!! I need chinese food too!!
MedbOConnacht: Um, pay no attention to her
Andi Nee Chan: :P
Andi Nee Chan: *chews through cage*
MedbOConnacht: She hasn't been right since the big one threw her into a wall
MedbOConnacht: Big one: It was an accident!!!
MedbOConnacht: Yeah, yeah, that's what you said about hitting me in the head with the shovel
Andi Nee Chan: *gnaws on arm of trg*
Andi Nee Chan: TRG: GEt'ER off me!!!!
MedbOConnacht: (waving pocky) here little one, over here
Andi Nee Chan: *hiss*
MedbOConnacht: Down, girl. Have some nice fruit drops
Andi Nee Chan: *continues gnawing on TRG* Mmmm... suppon flavor but tastes like chicken*
MedbOConnacht: (rattles fruit drop tin) here, little one! Dropu!
Andi Nee Chan: *stares for a minute*..... *hisssss*
MedbOConnacht: I have garlic chicken!
MedbOConnacht: Come get the niiiiiiiiice garlic chicken
Andi Nee Chan: *gnawgnawgnaw*
Andi Nee Chan: Suuuupon!!!!!
MedbOConnacht: Aw, look Mr. TRG
Andi Nee Chan: *dies laughing*
MedbOConnacht: she likes you
MedbOConnacht: Obviously you were mean to have her
MedbOConnacht: Um, I'll just take the big one and be on my way
MedbOConnacht: Come to think of it, he's good for getting things down from high shelves
MedbOConnacht: Big one: Rub my feet!
MedbOConnacht: Yes, yes, when we get home.
Andi Nee Chan: *Leaps to high self and stares* ..... *hisssss*
MedbOConnacht: Uh, bye now Mr. TRG. She's YOUR problem now
MedbOConnacht: (leaves)
Andi Nee Chan: *leaps and latches on to "big one's" head*
MedbOConnacht: Big One" Getter off, getter off!!!!!!
MedbOConnacht: (Gina rattles fruit drop tin)
Andi Nee Chan: *gnaws on glasses*
MedbOConnacht: Here little one!
MedbOConnacht: Big One: My eyes, my eyes!!!
Andi Nee Chan: *claws big ones face*
Andi Nee Chan: *hiss at fruit drops*
MedbOConnacht: (Gina snatches little one and trusses her up like thanksgiving turkey)
Andi Nee Chan: ........ I would have gone for some daifuku
MedbOConnacht: (Gina shoves mouth with BIG POINTY TEETH full of fruit drops and pats her on the head)
MedbOConnacht: Niiiiiiice little one.
Andi Nee Chan: *growl*
MedbOConnacht: Daifuku when you get home.
Andi Nee Chan: *hair stands on end*
MedbOConnacht: Isn't she cute?!
